I can tell this is going to be a long 40 days.

40 whole days without meat. Shhhheeeeeewwwttttt. And maybe other things as well, if you know what I mean. But I will be the Presider at 3pm and 4 pm masses, so drop by and get yo ashes if you be catholic. It’ll be really hard to miss me, since I’ll be up in front, wearing the big white robe, and if I know you and you happen to be in my line, I’ll be making crosses across your whole face. :D lol just kidding that’s messed up, but I gotchu.