what the fuck is this
wake up america
I usually just tell people I’m on the East Coast to avoid the inevitable ‘Omg the Jersey Shore? Have you ever met the Situation?’ but yeah this is pretty accurate.
Home of the “what”
Never has a word more accurately described everything about Florida. We should just change our name to The What State
Being the reason why people make a complete 180 in their lives. Seeing a glow in a persons eyes knowing that you’ve impacted them to being that much better of a person. I felt like a hero tonight.
Y’know normally I would think school is tolerable, especially when you’re getting paid to go, but damn, something about being school is summer sucks bawlz. If it’s mandatory, nobody wants to be there and it’s boring aye eff. If it’s voluntary everybody wants to e there and you have kids getting excited over math and it’s still boring aye eff going through the same booty over and over again. Sometimes I wonder why I’m here.
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system